This newest iteration of the cast page is meant to be as spoiler-free as possible. Aside from the fact that any character's presence or absence may or may not be seen as a spoiler in and of itself. More to come.
Robert W. Cunningham
Bob would like to think of himself as the only sane man. He's not.
Bob would like to think of himself as the only sane man. He's not.
Elwood Jackson Schiff
One could refer to this goofball as a hyperactive ferret. But that would be unfair to ferrets.
One could refer to this goofball as a hyperactive ferret. But that would be unfair to ferrets.
Darby Reynolds
Don't let the sarcasm fool you. Even if she is extremely good at it.
Don't let the sarcasm fool you. Even if she is extremely good at it.
Bertrand Meyers
Bert is unimpressed with your shenanigans.
Bert is unimpressed with your shenanigans.
Stephanie Maxwell
Actually is a strong contender for only sane person.
Actually is a strong contender for only sane person.
Drake Derringer
Drake is here because he's supposed to be here. What's your excuse?
Drake is here because he's supposed to be here. What's your excuse?
Simon DeVere
Schemer supreme and would-be master manipulator. He's up to something.
Schemer supreme and would-be master manipulator. He's up to something.
Michael Horner
Mike is constantly surprised that this place runs as smooth as it does.
Mike is constantly surprised that this place runs as smooth as it does.
Nicole Sullivan
Not even Nicole knows how that thing with her happens works.
Not even Nicole knows how that thing with her happens works.
Lydia (last name unrevealed)
Still getting used to the closing shift.
Still getting used to the closing shift.